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Sometimes the thing you need is already in your pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_0b65c308-d9dc-4535-93e4-c60193378b2f.png?v=1790253116\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the daily search:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. You can check every pocket in it without treating it like a good shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to look around again:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. Handy when the search moves from one room to the next.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStays put better than glasses:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The glasses may wander, but the seams should hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to notice:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. There is already enough to think about when the note card needs reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from a known place:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. At least you will know where the shirt came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_584c3d88-d425-4ce7-9174-03eaaab4c6ac.png?v=1790253340\" alt=\"Matching set: Reading Glasses Where Did I Put Them vintage washed cap and Reading Glasses Where Did I Put Them vintage t-shir\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who checks their pockets:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, old friends, and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, Father's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh at the glasses in the shirt pocket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCheck the pocket. 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