{"product_id":"reading-glasses-sweatshirt","title":"\"Reading Glasses Where Did I Put Them\" Vintage Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe sewing machine stalled halfway through a curtain hem in 1979. Aunt June replaced the cracked drive belt instead of buying another machine. She wrote the belt size on a note card and set it beside her eyeglasses. By supper, she could find the machine but not the glasses. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because of “Where Did I Put Them.” Anyone who has searched the house for glasses sitting in plain sight reads it and nods. The eyeglasses and note card make the moment feel familiar. This is not a lecture about getting older. It is a small laugh at a problem that keeps coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_b83aa328-8b0b-48f5-bff2-1d8295a109a4.png?v=1790253232\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarmth for the search party:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Handy when the hunt for your glasses takes longer than expected.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn easy fit for familiar trouble:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy about it, even if finding your glasses is another matter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt like the machine that stayed:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, with double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. Some things are worth keeping around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to fuss over:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a tear-away label. 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