{"product_id":"reading-glasses-cap","title":"\"Reading Glasses. Where Did I Put Them\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eEvery Sunday, the family crowded around the kitchen table for the crossword. Someone read the clues while someone else held the pencil. The reading glasses came off when the biscuits went around. By the last clue, everyone was looking for them, though they sat beside the sugar bowl. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Where Did I Put Them” is something you can say with your glasses six inches away. “Reading Glasses” makes the joke specific without making anybody the punch line. Anyone who has searched the table while the family watched will read it and nod. It is not a lecture about getting older or a complaint about forgetting things. It is just a familiar Sunday at the table.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_da688ce8-40a7-41c5-869f-f0e405596190.png?v=1790252966\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWorn in like an old routine:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives the cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a joke that has been going around the family for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy to wear through the search:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. You can leave it on while everyone checks the table for your glasses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit you need not hunt for:\u003c\/b\u003e The adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Unlike the glasses, the fit is easy to find.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke is plain to see:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The eyeglasses, banner, and words are clear at a glance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom here to the family table:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. Ready for the next Sunday someone checks under the newspaper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_e6b789ae-9870-48a3-8282-863093d79614.png?v=1790253340\" alt=\"Matching set: Reading Glasses Where Did I Put Them vintage washed cap and Reading Glasses Where Did I Put Them vintage t-shir\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who misplaces their reading glasses:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day, and Father's Day, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the glasses beside the sugar bowl.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe biscuits went around. The glasses stayed put.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51931098939625,"sku":"8397364959","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51931098906857,"sku":"7169655618","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51931098972393,"sku":"3073824220","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_3789c1f7-2f1e-4e78-b8b6-fb4282632f64.png?v=1790252967","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/reading-glasses-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}