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It is not a lecture about getting older or a complaint about new TVs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_051b6b19-59e0-485f-bedf-a34bcd0185b3.png?v=1794547334\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft as an old familiar voice:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A joke this familiar belongs on something that feels good to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to adjust the signal:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to fuss with it every time you sit down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched to keep picking up:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The antenna joke can stick around long after the old TV is gone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratchy signal at the neck:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. Nothing at the collar needs your attention.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from closer to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The picture may bring back another era, but the shirt is made for wearing now.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_c381725d-574f-4f57-8f1f-ae77664fd8fd.png?v=1794547495\" alt=\"Matching set: Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything vintage washed cap and Rabbit Ears Still Picks Up Everything vintage t-sh\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who adjusted the antenna:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Mother's Day or Father's Day, any occasion where the best gift is a joke they heard coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe handwheel turns. 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