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Some of us still hear plenty when we are supposedly not listening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_bf249fe1-ffac-4be5-81ab-db3cff124fae.png?v=1794547335\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for another channel:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Good for the person who kept turning the dial until the picture stayed put.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA familiar shape for familiar signals:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. The joke can do the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to stay through the static:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The picture may have wandered, but this sweatshirt has its parts in place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe tag knows when to leave:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a tear-away label. One less thing to notice while you listen in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe signal starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The rabbit ears have a starting point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who remembers rabbit ears:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to what they still pick up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe dial clicks. 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