{"product_id":"porch-light-sweatshirt","title":"\"Porch Light On. Bible Open\" Vintage Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe porch boards creaked when somebody pulled up a chair after supper. An enamel mug sat on the round table, usually half full by the time the sky went orange. The Bible stayed open, and the porch light came on for whoever was still out. Nobody had to knock if they needed to sit awhile. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “on” and “open” tell you what kind of welcome this is. The porch light says you can find your way in. The open Bible says there is time to sit and read. Grandparents who kept both close will read it and nod. It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/2_7608b53f-4c0c-47ff-9a42-fb40e7f720a0.png?v=1790329843\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm as the light left on:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. It suits a line about leaving room for somebody to stay awhile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to pull up a chair:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a classic fit crew neck. Easy to wear when supper is over but nobody is ready to go inside.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSteady as the porch boards:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The light stays on, and the sweatshirt does its job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to fuss with:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a tear-away label. 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