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The product photos show a sample entry.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_c8482890-5ac4-44b7-8cb8-f3f5b9c5fdcc.png?v=1794391687\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton that can take the joke:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about lasting longer than expected belongs on something that can hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to keep your attitude:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. No need to dress like you are trying to prove anything.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that stay on the job:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The warranty joke works better when the shirt keeps going.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo label picking a fight:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. Your attitude has better things to deal with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe last step stays close:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. Your name and year go on the design before it heads your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone whose attitude outlasted the warranty:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is their own name on a joke they have earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe paint dried. 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