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It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_89ce31c8-cb5e-4910-b3fb-3cda06815473.png?v=1794391153\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough to wear your reputation:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A joke that has lasted this long deserves a shirt that can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to be yourself:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. The smiling fellow pointing on the front seems pretty comfortable with himself too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA stitch that sticks around:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. So is the reputation printed above it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo little thing to nag you:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. You can leave the worrying to whoever reads the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eYour name gets the local treatment:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. What arrives has the name and year you entered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone whose name gets a reaction:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is their own long-running joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tire held. 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