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This is not a lecture or a complaint about being needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_3e7e0874-9b66-4e29-b83d-71fbbbedbbc0.png?v=1793036033\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the usual questions:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. It can handle another round of someone asking where the batteries went.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for a long answer:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to dress up to be the person everybody asks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStays put through every answer:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The questions tend to keep coming, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratchy little interruption:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, with no itching. Hard to give a straight answer when your collar is bothering you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe name makes the trip:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The name you chose is the one that goes on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who knows the score:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is their name on the answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe radio crackles. 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