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The photos show a sample name, but the shirt is printed with the name they enter.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_9932bf57-b77e-4bce-b5c4-11c68ebb660e.png?v=1793036458\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton for the whole job:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about knowing your tools belongs on something that can handle an ordinary day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to get on with it:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No fuss when there is work to finish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that hold their end:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The person named on this shirt would expect nothing less.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo tag nagging at you:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, with no itching. One less thing to deal with while the step gets fixed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted close to the workbench:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The name the buyer enters is the name that goes on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who fixes the step:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is their own name on a tools joke they earned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe step holds. 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