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It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_24d94f70-e240-4a33-b76e-9ec96d911234.png?v=1793036584\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft as a familiar answer:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A little family brag deserves a shirt that can take regular wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for another cup:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt has a relaxed classic fit. No need to dress up to be the person everyone asks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that stick around:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Some family reputations have been going strong for decades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratching at the answer:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no tag to itch. Knowing everything is enough to deal with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom here to their kitchen:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The name you enter goes on the shirt they receive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who fixes the percolator:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays or Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is seeing their name on a family joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRuth knew. 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