{"product_id":"not-old-denim-jacket","title":"\"Not Old. Just Barrel Aged\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1982, a bartender held a glass under the spout of a wooden barrel. “How old is that stuff?” a regular asked. “Old enough to know better,” she said. One drop clung to the spout while she set the glass down. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Barrel Aged” turns getting older into something worth keeping. Anyone tired of hearing “you look good for your age” reads it and nods. “Not Old” gets the correction out fast. The wooden barrel makes the joke plain. It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_1_8b6e8b20-8465-482c-90ad-46b5cdfb6805.png?v=1792377471\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in without giving up:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. A jacket about aging well ought to leave room to move.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the years ahead:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed fit comes with a classic lapel collar. It looks settled without acting like it has given up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe little things still count:\u003c\/b\u003e There is a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets, and two front slant pockets. Plenty of places for the things you swear you put somewhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke holds its ground:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The barrel and the line get their point across in one look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA good line travels well:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. From there, the barrel joke can go wherever its owner takes it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who has aged well:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, retirees, and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a little credit for the years in the barrel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThat drop stayed. So did the wit.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67716754079977,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67716754112745,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67716754145513,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67716754178281,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67716754211049,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_41ba3e2e-9eeb-4f94-a661-660e83c5ae96.png?v=1792377472","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/not-old-denim-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}