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It is a small public service from someone who has already checked the facts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_2d8509fc-7087-45f2-a08d-4637edeaf5cb.png?v=1790159624\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to stand your ground:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt is a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend, warm and soft. A firm opinion is easier to deliver when you are comfortable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit with no fuss:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Simple, familiar, and ready for another round of being right.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for a lasting argument:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, ribbed collar cuffs and waistband. 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