{"product_id":"neat-choice-denim-jacket","title":"\"Neat By Choice\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe old bar's cash register stuck whenever the drawer filled with small bills. Ruth, the bartender, replaced a worn spring instead of ordering a new register. It rang up the next round while a whiskey glass sat on the counter, ice clicking against its sides. Ruth kept the receipt rolls lined up, too, though nobody had asked her to. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “choice” does the talking. Next to a whiskey glass with ice, “neat” sounds like a barroom joke, not a house rule. People who still fix things instead of throwing them out will read it and nod. It is not a lecture about drinking or a complaint about getting older. You know what you like, and you do things your way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_1_4470796b-00ed-4c16-b35e-2085cf9f8ce8.png?v=1791796376\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDenim with a little give:\u003c\/b\u003e Medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. You can keep your standards without standing stiff as a board.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to do things your way:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed fit has a classic lapel collar. Easygoing does not have to mean sloppy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA place for what you keep:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket has a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. Keep the small stuff where you can find it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke reads from across the room:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. The glass and the line can speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA clear note on where it ships:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. No guessing about that part.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who keeps their own standards:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a barroom joke they can wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe register rings. Ruth keeps the spring.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67664449241321,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67664449274089,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67664449306857,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67664449339625,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67664449372393,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_8ea1068d-49dd-445a-9743-c1688a7031a3.png?v=1791796376","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/neat-choice-denim-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}