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It simply understands that sometimes you need a wrench, a record, and a little quiet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_8aeaae9b-2618-41cf-bc5e-343a2ee7d2ce.png?v=1786880364\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for a long evening:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt is made from a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend that is warm and soft. That suits a kind of therapy that starts when the tools come out and the record goes on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that keeps things simple:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy here, which seems right for a slogan about getting your head straight with a toolbox and a turntable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt around a steady routine:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. 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