{"product_id":"my-knees-louder-than-my-truck-t-shirt","title":"\"My Knees Are Louder Than My Truck\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eYou still knock the dirt off your boots before climbing into the pickup. Back in the seventies, a muddy shift meant a cab floor full of grit if you forgot. The truck door creaked when you pulled it open. Now the door is quieter, but your knees have picked up the job. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “louder” makes the knee crack the punch line, not the truck. Anyone who has stepped out of a pickup and heard their own joints speak up will nod. The pickup, dust clouds, and orange starburst give the joke its old-road look. It is not a complaint about getting older. It is a laugh from someone who still climbs into the cab.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_5ca971ee-02ea-4c25-91be-ce629d6ce0f8.png?v=1793444441\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long drive:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about noisy knees belongs on something you will want to wear again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the climb into the cab:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit leaves room to move. Getting into the truck is enough of a production already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The joke should hold up as well as the old pickup.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch louder than the knees:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. Your knees can handle the noise on their own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted close to the old roads:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The pickup may kick up dust, but this one starts its trip here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_42ec5159-b461-4bfb-846d-d61f34bdec08.png?v=1793444560\" alt=\"Matching set: My Knees Are Louder Than My Truck vintage washed cap and My Knees Are Louder Than My Truck vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who hears the climb:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about the knees that announce their arrival.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe boots got clean. 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