{"product_id":"my-knees-louder-than-my-truck-jacket","title":"\"My Knees Are Louder Than My Truck\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe drugstore kept your roll of film for a week. On pickup day, you drove the truck over and carried the envelope home unopened. Everyone gathered at the kitchen table to see what came out. Your knees cracked when you got up to pass around the one decent shot of the truck. Waiting meant you found out together, blurry prints and all. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “louder” gives the knees the last word over a pickup that was never quiet. Anyone who has climbed out of a truck and heard both knees announce it will nod. The red pickup, orange explosion and dust cloud make the joke easy to spot. It is not a lecture about getting older. It is not a complaint, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_3_126bf3b7-494e-45d4-a699-f0eb8c8da60d.png?v=1793444258\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDenim with a little give:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash cotton-blend denim has a touch of stretch. Good, because climbing into a truck asks enough of your knees.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to move without a fuss:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed fit has a classic lapel collar. You can wear the joke without feeling boxed in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePockets for the long wait:\u003c\/b\u003e There is a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. Plenty of places to put your keys while you wait for your knees to catch up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe truck makes its own noise:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The truck gets noticed first. Your knees may have other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom here to your driveway:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. The knees can make their own announcement when it arrives.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone whose knees beat the truck:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about knees that make more noise than the truck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe envelope was quiet. The knees weren't.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67822126170345,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67822126203113,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67822126235881,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67822126268649,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67822126301417,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_63cabdfa-4e4c-4dba-be48-0cd77fd43a22.png?v=1793444259","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/my-knees-louder-than-my-truck-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}