{"product_id":"my-hearing-fine-t-shirt","title":"\"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down.\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eA roll of film sat at the drugstore for a week before you saw a single picture. You picked up the envelope and waited until you got to the car to pull the prints out. That little wait made the first look better. Your friend was halfway through a story when someone cranked the car stereo. You heard the story fine once they turned it down. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Turn Your Volume Down” puts the dial back in the hands of the person making the noise. “My Hearing Is Fine” says what you have been trying to tell them all along. Anyone who has heard “What?” when they asked for a little quiet will nod. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is a reasonable request with just enough bite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_aebce0ae-4638-407b-bf95-004893883b4d.png?v=1793443421\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough to keep the peace:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line this direct deserves a shirt you will want to wear again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to speak your mind:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. No need to fuss with your shirt while someone fusses with the volume.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStays put when you speak up:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The request may need repeating, so the shirt should hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to bother you:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. You have already got one irritation to deal with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe message starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The volume control panel and its large dial carry the point without making more noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_ec8d51cf-1f2b-473b-bf2a-378e30c54153.png?v=1793443554\" alt=\"Matching set: My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down. vintage washed cap and My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down. vi\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who hears just fine:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to ask for less noise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKeep the prints. 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