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It is a reasonable request with very little patience left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_hero_b1f6b7dd-ebc1-4e44-bd7b-7ffa58e1962d.png?v=1793443321\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarmth without turning anything up:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A quiet afternoon in the shed ought to feel that way too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA familiar fit for a familiar reply:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic fit crew neck keeps things straightforward. So does the line on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to hold its ground:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 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