{"product_id":"my-hearing-fine-cap","title":"\"My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down.\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThursday meant bingo in the church basement for half the block. The caller tapped the microphone, and the speaker squealed before he called B-12. Everyone heard him, even the people waiting by the door. Someone near the front told him to turn it down. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Turn Your Volume Down” puts the problem where it belongs. Anyone who has heard every word through a speaker turned too high will read it and nod. The volume control panel makes the point before anyone has to explain it. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is a reasonable request with a little attitude left in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_2d201014-782f-4f2a-8f32-4d09e6611a38.png?v=1793443377\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in, not worn out:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives this cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It suits a line from someone who has been hearing just fine for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy on the head all day:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. You can keep your point on without thinking about what is on your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to make your point:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Set it where it feels right, unlike that speaker.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe dial makes itself clear:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, so the volume control panel and words stay sharp and readable. Nobody has to turn anything up to get the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA message sent from home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. The request is simple enough to travel well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_80985653-c048-4512-bcfa-b8c4123c6ecf.png?v=1793443555\" alt=\"Matching set: My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down. vintage washed cap and My Hearing Is Fine. Turn Your Volume Down. vi\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who hears fine:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a little backup for perfectly good ears.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eB-12 came through. Turn the speaker down.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":67822100414697,"sku":"8614112513","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":67822100349161,"sku":"3579674303","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":67822100381929,"sku":"6812946826","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_wine_red_mockup_7dad715c-0685-4cf8-919a-5823839300c9.png?v=1793443382","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/my-hearing-fine-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}