{"product_id":"mumblers-deny-mumbling-vintage-denim-jacket","title":"\"Mumblers Deny Mumbling\" Vintage Denim Jacket","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe two-lane road to the lake ran past the feed store and a gas pump with a bell. A paper map lay folded on the seat beside a bag of peaches. At the crossroads, someone in back gave directions through a mouthful of peach. The driver took the wrong turn, and the voice in back swore every word had been clear. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “deny” does the heavy lifting. Nobody mumbles, according to the person asked to repeat themselves three times. Seniors who have shared a long car ride with family will read it and nod. The scribbled speech bubble and radiating lines show how that argument sounds from the front seat. It is not a lecture about hearing or a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_concept_1_8ee2505f-b7b7-4195-8d07-2d2887918f27.png?v=1793444038\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasygoing as the long way home:\u003c\/b\u003e The medium-wash denim is a cotton blend with a touch of stretch. It suits a line about people who refuse to budge, even when the car turns the wrong way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for another explanation:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket has a relaxed fit and a classic lapel collar. There is room to turn around and insist you said left.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePockets for the disputed map:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a metal button front, button cuffs, two chest pockets and two front slant pockets. The map can go in a pocket once everyone agrees to stop arguing over it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe argument reads from behind:\u003c\/b\u003e The large design is printed on the back, not embroidered, and is sharp and readable. Even the person who missed the directions can read this one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from this side of the map:\u003c\/b\u003e The jacket is printed and shipped from the USA. No one has to give directions to explain where it came from.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who never mumbles:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a gentle reminder of that wrong turn.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNobody mumbled. The map disagrees.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":67822121844969,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":67822121877737,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":67822121910505,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":67822121943273,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":67822121976041,"sku":null,"price":99.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_featured_6cb65e20-a4eb-4fa0-8647-cb24bf9ca161.png?v=1793444037","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/mumblers-deny-mumbling-vintage-denim-jacket","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}