{"product_id":"mumblers-deny-mumbling-t-shirt","title":"\"Mumblers Deny Mumbling\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe toaster quit holding the bread down before breakfast. Grandma unplugged it and bent the little catch back into place with a screwdriver. Grandpa asked her to repeat herself from across the kitchen. She said she wasn't mumbling and pushed the lever down. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “deny” is doing the heavy lifting. Nobody admits to mumbling, especially when they've just fixed the toaster. Grandparents and old friends who have been told to speak up will nod at that. The scribbled speech bubble shows what the other person claims to hear. This is not a lecture about hearing or a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_2feea93b-eeb4-4953-b9f9-96e2984168e5.png?v=1793450377\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft as a familiar argument:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line this familiar belongs on something you'll want to wear again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to stand your ground:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. Useful when you have to walk across the kitchen to say it again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA claim that holds up:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. The denial probably will, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing scratching at your story:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. You can argue about what was said without a tag bothering your neck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe last word stays close:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The scribbled speech bubble arrives ready for someone who says they spoke clearly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_353c3b1b-3fa6-4feb-9748-deea2f960676.png?v=1793450495\" alt=\"Matching set: Mumblers Deny Mumbling vintage washed cap and Mumblers Deny Mumbling vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who denies mumbling:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a little backup for their side of the argument.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe toast popped. 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