{"product_id":"morning-brew-sweatshirt","title":"\"Morning Brew. Zero Bosses\" Vintage Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e“Coffee first.” “Agreed.” That was enough conversation for a morning when the percolator was still hissing on the counter and the house had not properly woken up. Nobody needed a schedule, a meeting, or somebody asking where things stood. The first cup handled the important business. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Zero Bosses” says exactly what the morning needs to hear. Anyone who has spent years answering to somebody else reads it and nods into the coffee. It is for retirees, grandparents, and anyone who likes their first cup without supervision. The design is not a complaint about work. It is a small victory for quiet mornings and coffee made on your own terms.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_adc2ca44-1cb6-41cc-afca-ae500f911956.png?v=1790226726\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for the morning shift:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A morning brew deserves a sweatshirt that feels as relaxed as the coffee break.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit with no fuss:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a classic fit crew neck. It keeps the shape simple, much like a morning with zero bosses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt around a firm old habit:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar cuffs and waistband. The construction is made for a dependable sweatshirt, because zero bosses still calls for something that holds its ground.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA label ready to disappear:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a tear-away label. One less thing to notice while you get on with the important work of drinking coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade close to the morning brew:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The coffee may have traveled farther, but the sweatshirt starts closer to home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who prefers coffee unsupervised:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for retirees, grandparents, dads and moms, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a morning with zero bosses.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe percolator still hisses. 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