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It is a reasonable request, with a little attitude left in it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_c678953a-7de2-4320-bd7a-8b9c9d16c4e5.png?v=1790530655\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long read:\u003c\/b\u003e The t-shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A joke about small print belongs on something you'll want to keep wearing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to get comfortable with it:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to settle in. Nobody should have to squirm through a page or a shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched for another chapter:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Good, because the print on menus is not getting any bigger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing scratching at the punchline:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. 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