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Sometimes you just want someone to read the good part aloud.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_26e5e2ad-4c63-4592-9080-a1768bc711e0.png?v=1790932219\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to hear the whole story:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Good for sitting through the whole letter, even the part written in tiny script.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that takes its time:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit and a crew neck. Easy to settle into when nobody is rushing the last paragraph.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe details hold their place:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 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