{"product_id":"lowest-bidder-parts-t-shirt","title":"\"Lowest Bidder Parts - Still Running\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eAt dusk in 1976, the last light caught the oil stain beneath your car. The engine coughed twice, then settled into its usual racket. A price tag from the cheap replacement part stuck to your sleeve. By bedtime, the car was parked outside and your hands still smelled of grease. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Lowest Bidder Parts” admits nobody spent a fortune keeping this thing going. “Still Running” is what matters after the engine turns over. Anyone who has coaxed another year out of an old car, or their own knees, reads it and nods. The hanging price tag makes the joke plain. It is not a lecture about aging or a complaint about the car.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_0a8cc4bd-4772-4eac-860a-5f6ff30a6533.png?v=1793443388\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft as an old engine rag:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about lasting should have some staying power of its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to keep things running:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. Handy when you still insist on doing the small repairs yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeams that stick around too:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. That suits a shirt about getting more miles out of what you have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to rub:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. Your knees may have opinions, but your collar does not need one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom here to your driveway:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The old engine joke is ready for its next outing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_3d362b64-fc9f-40a0-b6d4-a839d5fb9fab.png?v=1793443855\" alt=\"Matching set: Lowest Bidder Parts - Still Running vintage washed cap and Lowest Bidder Parts - Still Running vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who kept the old car going:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to what still runs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe oil stain stayed. 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