{"product_id":"im-not-slow-cap","title":"\"I'm Not Slow. I'm Enjoying The Scenery\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eA young person might think taking the long way meant you were lost. Back then, a bend in the road could earn a stop without anyone checking the arrival time. At a mountain turnout, the engine ticked as it cooled beside the guardrail. Pine trees went dark against the sunset while everybody stayed put and watched. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “enjoying” turns a jab about speed into a choice. Anyone who has pulled over for the last light on the mountains reads it and nods. The winding road gives that choice somewhere to go. This is not a lecture about slowing down or a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_a044b9ba-b5ab-4be9-9c0a-fda30747c763.png?v=1790253269\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeels like an old favorite route:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives this cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. A line about taking your time belongs on something that already feels easy to wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy going through every mile:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. You can take the long way without the cap making a fuss about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to set your own pace:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Set it where it feels right and leave the rushing to somebody else.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe message reads from the roadside:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, and stays sharp and readable. The winding road and the words get their point across in one look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from this side of the road:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. It carries a little reminder that getting there first was never the whole point.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_3961e5f2-afd2-40a8-8f40-289c9fab0587.png?v=1790253756\" alt=\"Matching set: I'm Not Slow I'm Enjoying The Scenery vintage washed cap and I'm Not Slow I'm Enjoying The Scenery vintage t-sh\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who takes the scenic route:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to stop and watch the sunset.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe guardrail waits. So can we.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51931208351977,"sku":"6145325935","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51931208319209,"sku":"8418164295","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51931208384745,"sku":"8757704561","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_28f1701c-ce70-4433-b5d9-319b35ecd7e0.png?v=1790253270","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/im-not-slow-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}