{"product_id":"im-listening-t-shirt","title":"\"I'm Listening. I'm Just Not Impressed\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur neighbor Mrs. Bell used to hear every excuse from kids who cut across her flower bed. She'd stand by the tulips with a garden hose in her hand and let them finish. Then she'd look at the flattened stems and say, \"I heard you.\" Nobody mistook that for forgiveness. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because \"I'm Listening\" gives the other person a fair hearing, while \"I'm Just Not Impressed\" keeps the verdict honest. Anyone who has heard a long excuse for a short mistake reads it and nods. The vintage-style graphic gives that dry answer an old-school look. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is just an honest verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_b5448281-0291-4a12-9a0d-1d304bbdc118.png?v=1790251440\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough to hear it out:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. You can let someone finish their story without your shirt adding to the irritation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for an honest verdict:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to sit up straight just because someone is making their case.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA seam that holds its ground:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Some opinions deserve to stick around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch while you listen:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. One less thing to put up with.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStraight talk from close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The verdict travels without you having to say a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_f855de3c-9213-4578-bf2e-8432ae0bff64.png?v=1790251615\" alt=\"Matching set: I'm Listening I'm Just Not Impressed vintage washed cap and I'm Listening I'm Just Not Impressed vintage t-shir\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who hears the whole excuse:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, parents and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a fair hearing with an honest verdict.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe excuse grew. 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