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It's an honest answer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_6d22ae5e-a835-4716-a127-b598c147a23b.png?v=1790251358\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to hear them out:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. You can listen in comfort, even when the pitch goes on too long.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit that knows its mind:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt has a classic fit crew neck. It keeps things simple, like the answer on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to hold its ground:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. A firm opinion deserves a sweatshirt that holds up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to tolerate:\u003c\/b\u003e The label tears away. 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