{"product_id":"im-listening-cap","title":"\"I'm Listening. I'm Just Not Impressed\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn 1984, dusk caught your cousin showing off his new exercise plan in the living room. He did three toe touches, then leaned against the radiator to catch his breath. You let him explain the plan while the streetlights came on. By bedtime, his sneakers were still by the door, and your eyebrows had said enough. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “I'm Listening” sounds polite until “I'm Just Not Impressed” tells the truth. Anyone who has sat through a long explanation of a short-lived plan will nod. The half-closed eyes make the point before anyone reads a word. It is not a lecture or a complaint. Sometimes your face gets there first.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_aa1a8f63-e122-457a-b386-3162641e618d.png?v=1790251233\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in, not easily won over:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric gives this cap a soft, broken-in vintage feel. It looks like it has heard a few big promises already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy to wear through the whole story:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. You can let someone finish talking without your hat adding to the ordeal.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for a raised eyebrow:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. Set it where you like and leave the judging to your face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe answer reads at a glance:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, so the line stays sharp and readable. The eyes and eyebrows do their share of the talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA straight answer from home:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is printed and shipped from the USA. No long speech needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_a8fb0f76-f834-4c83-a2c0-622ec8feec1e.png?v=1790251615\" alt=\"Matching set: I'm Listening I'm Just Not Impressed vintage washed cap and I'm Listening I'm Just Not Impressed vintage t-shir\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone whose eyebrows answer first:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, retirees and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a polite reply with an honest face.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNice plan. The sneakers stayed put.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51930667679977,"sku":"9703477639","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51930667647209,"sku":"8047273179","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51930667712745,"sku":"0638090724","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_5a88b1b6-a6c5-4ad3-a23b-29c913fdef1a.png?v=1790251233","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/im-listening-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}