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It is a rule learned one unnecessary repair at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_84a2055e-9d93-4cbb-8c5b-3cf369d6152b.png?v=1790152784\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for garage wisdom:\u003c\/b\u003e The sweatshirt is a 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend, warm and soft. A good rule about leaving things alone deserves something easy to wear while you follow it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an old garage rule:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. The straightforward shape suits a straightforward slogan, with no fuss added to the job.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt without extra trouble:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, ribbed collar cuffs and waistband. The construction keeps things simple and sturdy, much like the advice on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe label knows when to quit:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a tear-away label. Even the label knows when it is time to leave things alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade close to the hands:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. That keeps the story close to home, just like the old garage where the rule was learned.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who trusts a running engine:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, dads and moms, old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is knowing when to leave a good thing alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe hood stayed shut. 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