{"product_id":"if-it-runs-cap","title":"\"If It Runs Leave It Alone\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe last board was cut by hand and fitted before the job was called done. Sawdust covered the floor, and the tools stayed out until everything sat square. There was no button to tap when something went wrong. You found the problem, fixed it, and kept going. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because \"Leave It Alone\" carries the whole joke. Anyone who has watched a machine run just fine knows the rule. Seniors, retirees, and old hands read it and nod because some things work better when nobody gets curious. The design is not a lecture about fixing things. It is a reminder that messing with a working machine has consequences.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_dd3c9df9-f6d8-4c51-952a-7c195ab204a9.png?v=1790152714\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in like a trusted habit:\u003c\/b\u003e Premium washed denim fabric has a soft, broken-in vintage feel. A slogan about leaving working things alone belongs on something that already feels lived in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eLightweight air for old wisdom:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap is lightweight and breathable. Good sense should not come with a heavy load on your head.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe buckle keeps things simple:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. One solid adjustment is plenty when the rule is leave it alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe message stays easy to read:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, with a sharp and readable finish. If the joke needs explaining, something has already gone wrong.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade where the work gets done:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. A straightforward slogan deserves a straightforward origin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_6986d657-b734-4771-b3ef-511a7d03bc87.png?v=1790153094\" alt=\"Matching set: If It Runs Leave It Alone vintage washed cap and If It Runs Leave It Alone vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who knows better:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, grandpas and grandmas, retirees and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, retirement, any occasion where the best gift is knowing when to leave well enough alone.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe sawdust settled. The job stayed done.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51925127266537,"sku":"7033113120","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51925127299305,"sku":"9506082281","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51925127332073,"sku":"4127106542","price":29.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_black_mockup_5bc25c73-f16e-41dc-89ad-15f458b16893.png?v=1790152714","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/if-it-runs-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}