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It is a small laugh from someone who made it through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_5b4f184f-b310-4fae-a06f-fc4fcad0fdd0.png?v=1790530608\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton that outlasts the headlines:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about sticking around belongs on something that can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the next new thing:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. You have lived through enough changes without needing your shirt to be one of them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches for the long haul:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. So is the person who made it from the dial to the desktop.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to put up with:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, with no itching. The internet can be irritating enough on its own.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA short trip before yours:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. Then it is ready for someone with a few stories about all that progress.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who survived the dial:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about making it through every new thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHold the antenna. 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