{"product_id":"i-heard-enough-before-breakfast-t-shirt","title":"\"I Heard Enough Before Breakfast\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe alarm goes off, and the first cup is still the first thing worth hearing. That habit started years ago, when mornings meant a quiet kitchen before the day got noisy. Coffee came first, then the opinions, requests, and small problems could have their turn. Some habits stick because they earned their place. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “Enough” says what everybody is thinking before the second cup. Seniors, retirees, grandparents, and anyone who likes a quiet morning read it and nod. It is the kind of humor that comes from knowing when the talking can wait. The design is not a lecture or a complaint. It is simply a polite warning from someone holding coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_cb50119c-d964-4940-ad45-7fd7236853d6.png?v=1787568477\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade for the first quiet cup:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about getting enough noise before breakfast deserves something made for repeat mornings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits like an old morning habit:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. Easy enough for a slow breakfast and familiar enough to feel like something you have owned for years.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt to survive more mornings:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps make it built to last. Good, because some people will need this message for a lot of breakfasts.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNothing scratching before coffee:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching at the neck. There are already enough distractions before breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe morning message stays close:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The sound wave and coffee mug message can start the morning right where it belongs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_76ce7671-1c11-42ac-bfa9-5840c3438b16.png?v=1787568691\" alt=\"Matching set: I Heard Enough Before Breakfast vintage washed cap and I Heard Enough Before Breakfast vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who needs coffee first:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for coffee-loving parents, grandpas and grandmas, retirees, and old friends, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a little peace before breakfast.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe coffee comes first. 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