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It is a small admission, made with a grin.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAs steady as an old workbench:\u003c\/b\u003e The t-shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line you can admit with a grin belongs on something you will want to wear again.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to take the joke:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. No need to squeeze into anything to prove a point about age.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitches that know the routine:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. So is the habit of laughing at yourself before anyone else gets the chance.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to notice:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, with no itching. The punchline can get your attention instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e The t-shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The words may hit close to home, too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who hears Me and nods:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for retirees and grandparents, for birthdays or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh of recognition.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe ladder can wait. 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