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It is not a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_178344bd-c206-40d9-9405-21c0dd511ef2.png?v=1790932219\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for the larger menu:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A little comfort helps when the joke has your name on it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA familiar shape for new math:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Old may mean something new, but getting dressed need not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eHeld together like a kept note:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The paper scraps may look patched together, but the sweatshirt is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less little thing to notice:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a tear-away label. You can leave the scratchy reminders to the calendar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke starts close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The message travels, even if you would rather stay in for dinner.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who understands old:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh at finally getting old.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe print got bigger. 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