{"product_id":"i-came-i-saw-t-shirt","title":"\"I Came I Saw I Forgot Why\" Vintage T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe peaches bruised in the back seat before you reached the beach. Route 9 took you past the bowling alley, then over the railroad tracks. There was a stop for ice and another for a bathroom. In the beach parking lot, you lifted the trunk lid and stood there with no idea what you needed. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because “I Forgot Why” catches the moment after you get where you were going. Anyone who has opened a trunk and lost the plot reads it and nods. The older fellow in the cap and sunglasses looks familiar with that feeling. This is not a lecture about memory or a complaint about getting older. It is a laugh at something that happens.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_914ca272-a70e-4a5f-99b9-d5ed1ad9cfb4.png?v=1790252134\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for the long way:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, this shirt is soft and durable. A joke about everyday life belongs on a shirt you can wear often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to take your time:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives you room to move. No need to fuss with your shirt while you remember what you came for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitching that remembers its job:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Good thing something here can keep track of its purpose.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to notice:\u003c\/b\u003e The tag-free label means no itching. You have enough distractions already.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSent from close to home:\u003c\/b\u003e Printed and shipped from the USA. The joke is familiar, and its trip to you starts here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_f31bd223-7c2b-44f6-b12a-442dcd12ccd0.png?v=1790252311\" alt=\"Matching set: I Came I Saw I Forgot Why vintage washed cap and I Came I Saw I Forgot Why vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who forgot why:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandpas and grandmas, for birthdays and Christmas, any occasion where the best gift is a laugh about forgetting why you came.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTrunk's open. 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