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It is not a complaint, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_c422575b-30a7-491f-bf99-c60246f15a54.png?v=1790251668\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to wait for it:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Handy when the reason you came in takes its time coming back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAn easy fit for wandering thoughts:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. The thought may wander, but the fit stays familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStill together when thoughts wander:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and the sweatshirt has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. 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