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It is simply an honest warning about what happens after the first sip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_a76c12e1-b61c-47be-a65b-7d3253fb917b.png?v=1790227541\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for strong opinions:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A shirt about staying steady should have some staying power too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the morning mood:\u003c\/b\u003e The relaxed classic fit gives it an easy everyday shape. Plenty of room for coffee and whatever opinion arrives with it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for plenty of mornings:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching helps make it built to last. 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