{"product_id":"hot-coffee-cap","title":"\"Hot Coffee. Cold Opinions\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe last nail went into the shelf just before supper. He measured each board by hand, sanded the rough spots, and gave every joint a firm tap before calling the job finished. There was sawdust on his sleeves and a coffee cup cooling nearby. Nobody needed to tell him the shelf was straight because he had already checked it twice. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because \"Cold Opinions\" says what plenty of people think but do not bother polishing. Anyone who has strong views before the second cup reads it and nods. The coffee is hot, the opinions are not. It is not a lecture or a complaint. It is a small warning that the morning may come with commentary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_d72ccdaa-9c80-40a9-ad54-2f4a454cec97.png?v=1790227324\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBroken in like an old habit:\u003c\/b\u003e The cap uses premium washed denim fabric with a soft broken-in vintage feel. A slogan about opinions should feel like it has been around long enough to have a few.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKeeps the morning from overheating:\u003c\/b\u003e It is lightweight and breathable. That suits a cap meant for long mornings, hot coffee, and opinions that somehow keep coming.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFits the head and the mood:\u003c\/b\u003e An adjustable metal buckle fits head sizes 22.8 to 24 inches. The fit can be set without making a production out of it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe opinion reads without embroidery:\u003c\/b\u003e The design is printed, not embroidered, with a sharp and readable finish. The words need to be clear because nobody should need to squint at an opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade close to the morning coffee:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. A design about plainspoken opinions can keep its story just as straightforward.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who speaks plainly:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for coffee lovers, retirees, grandparents, dads and moms, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a little caffeine and an honest opinion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe shelf held firm. So did the opinion.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51929333858537,"sku":"5735828717","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black","offer_id":51929333825769,"sku":"1233046387","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51929333891305,"sku":"2967025309","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_navy_mockup_08147579-60bf-418d-8f1d-964fc8d8a4d1.png?v=1790227324","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/hot-coffee-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}