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It is not a complaint about being overlooked.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_60f188b5-bea2-4efb-89cb-23a46e725de5.png?v=1794548761\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSoft enough for another long row:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A line about quiet grit ought to sit on something that can keep up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to get the job done:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. There is no need to fuss with your shirt when the tiller needs fixing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA seam that keeps going:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. Grandpa would approve of a shirt made to stick around.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch behind the joke:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. The pepper can do all the bothering.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA home base for the heat:\u003c\/b\u003e The shirt is printed and shipped from the USA. The wheat stalk, red chili pepper and green leaves carry the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/set-pair_e00c0dbb-2313-4829-9018-2908d092a566.png?v=1794548878\" alt=\"Matching set: High Rye. Spicier Than He Looks vintage washed cap and High Rye. Spicier Than He Looks vintage t-shirt\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who knows quiet heat:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and old friends, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to the quiet one with a little heat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe tiller sputtered. 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