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It is not a lecture about drinking or a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_0d48b95c-67e6-4141-bd0e-92ef80f338d3.png?v=1794548799\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough for another hand:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. It has the easy feel a Friday card game calls for.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA familiar fit with some bite:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. Nothing fussy gets in the way of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eKeeps its shape through the shuffle:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. A line with a little bite belongs on something made to be worn often.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to notice:\u003c\/b\u003e The label tears away. The quiet guy can keep the attention on the pepper.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFrom here to your card table:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. The rye joke can make its way to the next Friday game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who knows the quiet one:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dads and moms, for birthdays and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is a nod to the quiet one with a kick.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOne blink. 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