{"product_id":"grumpy-old-bastard-vintage-washed-cap","title":"\"Grumpy Old Bastard Approach with Caution\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis cap does the decent thing and warns people first.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“Grumpy Old Bastard” hits like a label already earned, and “Approach with Caution” finishes it like a proper roadside warning. That is what makes the design work. It is blunt, a little mean, and funny because it sounds less like a joke and more like a policy. Good fit for the old hand who has run out of patience for small talk, crowds, and anyone asking foolish questions before coffee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/9_6a19c6fe-2e78-4aae-8ce1-23c3c5b539ad.jpg?v=1784950902\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eVintage washed denim:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from high-quality vintage denim with a soft, broken-in feel from day one. Lightweight and quick-drying too, so it wears easy without feeling flimsy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBold, lasting print:\u003c\/b\u003e The high-contrast print keeps the warning clear and readable. On a design like this, the whole point is that people get the message at a glance.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdjustable fit:\u003c\/b\u003e One size fits most, with an adjustable retro buckle for a better fit. Designed for head sizes from 22.8 to 24 inches (58 to 61 cm).\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBreathable and comfortable:\u003c\/b\u003e Ventilation holes help with airflow, and the built-in sweatband keeps things drier on warm days, weekend errands, drives, or porch duty.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted and shipped from the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Each cap is printed, checked, and sent out from the USA with dependable attention to quality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eGift-worthy without trying too hard:\u003c\/b\u003e A solid pick for dad, grandpa, husband, brother, or any gloriously hard-to-approach old bastard who would rather wear the warning than repeat himself.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA fair warning, nicely broken in.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51580199043305,"sku":"8221952184","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51580199076073,"sku":"2544058435","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51580199108841,"sku":"7054576289","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_2_762f927c-9a48-4c37-aa11-3c90de34026b.png?v=1784949125","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/grumpy-old-bastard-vintage-washed-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}