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It is a public notice for anybody thinking this is a good time to wander over and talk nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/5_be3d027b-5b63-40d1-8d5e-21f0316061f7.jpg?v=1784954193\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton with a bit of backbone:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% US-grown cotton in a medium 5.3 oz weight, this tee has enough substance to feel like a real everyday shirt, not something flimsy trying to carry a hard-edged message.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA print that gets the point across fast:\u003c\/b\u003e The smooth surface helps the front graphic stay sharp, bold, and easy to read. On a design built like a warning sign, that matters. The message needs to land before the conversation does.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eRelaxed fit for a man not looking to impress anyone:\u003c\/b\u003e Classic fit with a crew neckline, easy to throw on for errands, porch time, garage puttering, or any stretch of the day when being left alone sounds about right. Available in sizes S to 5XL.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt like it means it:\u003c\/b\u003e Tubular knit construction keeps the shirt clean and unfussy, shoulder tape helps it hold together through regular wear, and the collar keeps its shape instead of giving up early. Fair enough for a shirt making this kind of statement.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch, no explanation:\u003c\/b\u003e The tear-away label keeps the inside comfortable and the whole thing low-maintenance, which suits a shirt meant for plain warnings rather than extra fuss.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePrinted and shipped from the USA:\u003c\/b\u003e Each tee is made, printed, checked, and sent out from the USA with dependable attention to quality.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift that spells things out clearly:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for dad, grandpa, husband, brother, or any gloriously hard-to-approach old bastard who would rather wear the disclaimer once than repeat himself all day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClear lettering. Clear attitude. 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