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It is not a complaint, either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_94c5e353-57b5-4d30-9e14-eba0361db381.png?v=1790932537\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to stay a while:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. Good for the kind of evening when you finish the work and finally sit down.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom for the plan to change:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic fit crew neck keeps things simple. No need to make a production of getting dressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for more than one season:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, plus double-needle stitching and a ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. A line about sticking around belongs on something made to hold up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to bother you:\u003c\/b\u003e The label tears away. 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