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This is for the man who got sharper with time and never got all that tame.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/3_43c903b9-013e-4903-8b7f-edb3407d91a7.jpg?v=1785924887\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eGood cotton, no apology:\u003c\/b\u003e Made from 100% US-grown cotton with a 5.3 oz medium-weight feel, this tee has enough body to feel dependable without turning stiff. It suits the same kind of man the slogan does: settled in, comfortable, and not trying too hard to prove anything.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe joke reads fast:\u003c\/b\u003e The specially spun cotton gives the front print a smooth surface, which matters here because the design lands in stages. The words pull you in first, then the meter and needle do the rest, so the whole line stays clear instead of getting lost in the wash.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eEasy fit for real wear:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic relaxed fit works the way this shirt should work. Easy through the day, easy to throw on, easy to wear in public when you want the message understood before the conversation starts. Sizes run from S to 5XL.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt like it should be:\u003c\/b\u003e No side seams means tubular knit construction that keeps the shirt cleaner and more comfortable through regular wear. 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