{"product_id":"drank-from-the-hose-vintage-cap","title":"\"We Drank From The Hose and Survived\" Vintage Washed Cap","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eNo helmets. No sunscreen SPF 80. No app to tell you when to come inside. Just a rubber hose at the side of the house, warm water that tasted like summer, and the good sense to be home before the streetlights came on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThis funny nostalgia cap is for the man who grew up in a world that didn't bubble-wrap its kids. You figured things out the hard way, stayed out too late, and ate things that would give a pediatrician a headache today. You survived all of it. More than survived.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/7_705b7361-593f-419f-82ee-3c0602d300aa.jpg?v=1780572209\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePremium vintage washed denim:\u003c\/strong\u003e Soft enough to wear all day. Looks like it's already been through a few summers. That's the whole aesthetic.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFade-proof \"Hose Survivor\" print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stays sharp and legible, wash after wash. Unlike the instructions you ignored as a kid.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdjustable metal buckle closure:\u003c\/strong\u003e Fits 22.8\" to 24\". One size, zero complaints.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBreathable ventilation holes and sweatband:\u003c\/strong\u003e Built for being outside, which is the only place this hat makes sense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted and shipped from the USA.\u003c\/strong\u003e Still made the old way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe perfect birthday or Father's Day gift for:\u003c\/strong\u003e The dad, grandpa, or husband who raised himself on neighborhood rules, summer boredom, and questionable hydration. Any man who remembers when kids were unsupervised and fine will wear this cap with a straight face and quiet satisfaction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey don't make summers like that anymore. Good thing you got yours.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Oldmanism","offers":[{"title":"Black","offer_id":51144397488361,"sku":"6753151824","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy","offer_id":51144397521129,"sku":"7483352242","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Wine Red","offer_id":51144397553897,"sku":"3614755055","price":26.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/image_2_e8a3f37f-dc80-426e-ab10-b1a6511ee206.png?v=1780481081","url":"https:\/\/oldmanism.com\/products\/drank-from-the-hose-vintage-cap","provider":"Oldmanism","version":"1.0","type":"link"}