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It is not a lecture about patriotism or a complaint about getting older.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_9e19d35a-c30b-4133-946a-b1d47b53b443.png?v=1790531561\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eCotton with a few miles on it:\u003c\/b\u003e This vintage t-shirt is 100% pre-shrunk cotton, soft and durable. A certified old guy knows flimsy when he feels it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eRoom to stand your ground:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a relaxed classic fit. You can wear the title without having to squeeze into it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSeams that keep their word:\u003c\/b\u003e Double-needle stitching is built to last. That suits a line about sticking around long enough to earn the title.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eNo scratch under the collar:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tag-free, so there is no itching. 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