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It is not a lecture or a complaint.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_88afc2c0-8fa1-409e-81e3-a965afeb738d.png?v=1793721456\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarmth with nothing watered down:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. A line this blunt can still have a soft side.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA straight fit for straight talk:\u003c\/b\u003e It has a classic fit crew neck. No fuss, which suits the message.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eStitched to hold its ground:\u003c\/b\u003e There are no side seams, and it has double-needle stitching plus a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband. The sweatshirt keeps things together while the words speak for themselves.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eOne less thing to pick at:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tear-away. If it bothers you, it can go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe words start here at home:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. A plain statement, like the one on the front.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who speaks unfiltered:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents and retirees, for birthdays, Christmas, or retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to say it straight.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eClear the walk. 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