{"product_id":"cards-first-sweatshirt","title":"\"Cards First. Errands Later\" Vintage Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe garage door was usually up before the afternoon was over. A folding table appeared, a pencil got tucked behind an ear, and a deck of cards landed beside the coffee can. Errands could wait while somebody dealt another hand and kept score on whatever paper was nearby. Nobody needed an app to tell them whose turn it was. That is the idea behind it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe line works because \"Cards First\" tells the truth about priorities. Anyone who has happily put off an errand for one more hand reads it and nods. The pencil gives the whole thing that old schoolroom and backroom card-game feel. This is not a lecture about responsibility and it is not a complaint about getting older. Sometimes the errand can sit there a little longer.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/7682\/4041\/files\/design_lifestyle_7ecc5bb6-9f74-4443-bf48-f91cdbdbd58f.png?v=1789428533\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWarm enough to delay errands:\u003c\/b\u003e The 50\/50 cotton-polyester fleece blend is warm and soft. That suits a sweatshirt meant for settling in before the chores get started.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fit made for another hand:\u003c\/b\u003e The classic fit crew neck keeps the shape familiar and easy to wear. It belongs in the kind of afternoon where the cards are already out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBuilt for games that run long:\u003c\/b\u003e It has no side seams, double-needle stitching, and ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband. The construction fits a slogan about putting the next hand ahead of the next errand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe label knows when to leave:\u003c\/b\u003e The label is tear-away for easy removal. Even the small details know not to get in the way of the game.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eMade close to the deal:\u003c\/b\u003e It is printed and shipped from the USA. A sweatshirt about doing things your own way should have a simple trip from print shop to front door.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA gift for anyone who deals first:\u003c\/b\u003e Good for grandparents, retirees, dads and moms, for birthdays, Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, and retirement, any occasion where the best gift is permission to play one more hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe pencil can wait. 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